I'm a tall girl who grew up in a small town in Wisconsin-- doesn't matter what town, it's just a town that's small-ish in Wisconsin, okay, whatever, it's Manitowoc, Steven Avery is my father. Just kidding. He's my ex. Just kidding we're still kinda together. Just kidding! Free Brendan Dassey. I've never met any of them. Ever. Except that one REAAALLLY WEIRD party in the woods. Just kidding! Brendan wasn't there. Okay, no really. I didn't party in high school. With them. 

I graduated from the University of Michigan and moved to NYC to become a star already, started working in bottle service. I am the only living person to survive the bottle service industry and Steven Avery. I did a lot of theater, then mostly comedy. I got a job hosting a show on the internets and started my own youtube channel where I still make videos TO THIS DAY. I moved to Los Angeles. I like to be cast as an actor, I like to work as a writer, I like to have a drink and do stand-up.  What else? I got married. I'm on a basketball team. I can't dribble, but I can run.